1 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:12,340 [Suprun] You're getting married on Anna Nikolaevna 2 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:15,140 a Anastasia Alexandrovna will be in mistresses. 3 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:18,300 I give my word that I will solve this case in one day. 4 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,368 - A matter of honor. - The androids will take care of the matter. 5 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:21,328 Don't change us. 6 00:00:21,408 --> 00:00:23,056 You have to prove that you are better than robots. 7 00:00:23,136 --> 00:00:25,040 You will have to report to Moscow. 8 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:29,350 Yes, I will kiss the engineers’ hands. Such an evolutionary leap! 9 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,528 Welcome home my beloved husband. 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,400 [alert music] 11 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,216 [music continues] 12 00:00:55,552 --> 00:00:58,064 I remember the “policeman” was lying here. Where did it go? 13 00:00:59,328 --> 00:01:01,644 Listen, my swallow stopped poisoning. 14 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:03,880 So I got up at night and fixed everything. 15 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,296 Now it will work. 16 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,624 Well, grandma! Russian. 17 00:01:09,184 --> 00:01:11,344 [phone rings] 18 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:18,120 - I’m listening, Nikita Borisovich. - [mayor] Police, where are you looking? 19 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,370 Where am I looking? I look to a bright future. 20 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:22,176 [mayor] Ah, and you know, how wonderful 21 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,270 Our city has been transformed lately? 22 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,032 Yes, there are no speed bumps. 23 00:01:26,112 --> 00:01:28,380 Thanks, much nicer began to enjoy life. 24 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,850 [mayor] Are you sick, Pozharsky? What kind of “thank you”? 25 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,512 The “policemen” were stolen! 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,968 - [mysterious music] - Yes, I understand, yes. But how? 27 00:01:36,048 --> 00:01:39,220 [mayor] That's it. We're not doing charity here. 28 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:44,000 [mayor] You'll go now and find me these “policemen.” 29 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,240 - Got it. I'm starting work. - [mayor] Good. 30 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:51,024 [intro music] 31 00:01:56,544 --> 00:01:58,354 [intro music] 32 00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:14,604 [intro music] 33 00:02:22,014 --> 00:02:23,744 [music ends] 34 00:02:25,568 --> 00:02:26,784 Help yourself. 35 00:02:27,584 --> 00:02:30,640 Pies. With cabbage and meat. 36 00:02:31,264 --> 00:02:32,208 Thank you. 37 00:02:32,288 --> 00:02:34,240 [Nastya-android] Smells delicious Anna Nikolaevna. 38 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,470 Thank you. 39 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,872 - [Anna] Mm? - No, thank you. 40 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:40,860 So, guys, you have a day to do it. to find out 41 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:43,980 who is stealing these speed bumps. I'm sure you can handle it. 42 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,096 [Wet] This is a matter of honor for us. 43 00:02:46,176 --> 00:02:47,184 Why? 44 00:02:48,576 --> 00:02:50,800 Well, these are the police. 45 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,370 Speed ​​bumps, but still police. We don't always stand still either. 46 00:02:58,062 --> 00:03:00,060 I'm just kidding, just a joke. 47 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:03,244 Thank you, captain, for this joke. at such a difficult time for the country. 48 00:03:03,324 --> 00:03:05,330 Andrey, I’m just trying to brighten the atmosphere. 49 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:08,016 Yes, yes, we were all happy. Thanks again. 50 00:03:08,096 --> 00:03:10,144 What is the complexity of the matter? 51 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,864 View entry CCTV cameras and that's it. 52 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:16,272 - There is no riddle. - I have to agree with my colleague. 53 00:03:17,424 --> 00:03:21,168 We need to explain, the cameras don’t work there. 54 00:03:21,248 --> 00:03:23,510 - Why? - These are dummies. 55 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:25,520 - [Lyapin] Uh-huh. - Why dummies? 56 00:03:26,464 --> 00:03:29,184 Yes, it’s cheaper to put up dummies, 57 00:03:29,264 --> 00:03:32,352 how to spend money for such expensive equipment. 58 00:03:32,432 --> 00:03:34,656 For order, there will be enough dummies. 59 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,650 This means we need to know those who knows that these are dummies, 60 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:39,070 and check the alibi. 61 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:41,376 So everyone knows that these are dummies. 62 00:03:41,456 --> 00:03:43,056 The whole city. All. 63 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:46,336 Then what is the point of dummies? 64 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:51,088 Before these questions Everything seemed reasonable to me. 65 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:55,696 You just need to live in Russia for a long time, to generally understand how life is in it. 66 00:03:55,776 --> 00:03:57,810 [laughs] There is a long life to live. 67 00:03:58,768 --> 00:03:59,872 [ironic music] 68 00:03:59,952 --> 00:04:01,248 Well, according to established tradition 69 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,470 I propose to arrange social competition for motivation: 70 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:06,530 Let's split into two teams - biorobots and just robots - 71 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,208 and let's see who wins. 72 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,232 Be kind. 73 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:17,530 Andrey Maratovich, I have one personal question for you. 74 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:19,424 Does Annushka mind if I ask? 75 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:20,864 Of course, ask. 76 00:04:24,016 --> 00:04:25,712 How do you live with this fool? 77 00:04:26,496 --> 00:04:28,704 Nastya, don't talk nonsense. 78 00:04:28,784 --> 00:04:31,164 [romantic music] 79 00:04:31,244 --> 00:04:34,736 Nastya, what are you doing? We're at work. Suddenly someone comes in. 80 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,336 Divorce her. 81 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:39,690 - Yes, we just got married. - And what? 82 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,968 I want to be with you all the time. 83 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,120 Let's go fishing. 84 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:49,030 - What? Are you a robot fisherman? - Not for this fishing trip, stupid. 85 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:52,544 Tell that to your fool what about fishing with Lyapin and Mokry. 86 00:04:52,624 --> 00:04:55,424 We'll rent a house 87 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,872 and let's have a good weekend. 88 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,072 I'll think about it, Anastasia Alexandrovna. 89 00:05:03,152 --> 00:05:05,600 I don't promise anything. And what do you want, Anna Nikolaevna? 90 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,400 I forgot to say: I love you. 91 00:05:09,616 --> 00:05:10,672 I'll take it into account. 92 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,310 That's it, everyone should work. 93 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,816 Work, work. 94 00:05:20,275 --> 00:05:23,120 If I put my hand on my heart, then I would say 95 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,200 that you're sick of it these speed bumps. 96 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,140 I'm serious only the pendants break. 97 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,656 The driving pleasure has become less. 98 00:05:28,736 --> 00:05:30,800 This is so that there are fewer road accidents in our country. 99 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,048 Accidents happen anyway. 100 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:34,290 It doesn't depend on this. A friend from the traffic police told me about this. 101 00:05:34,370 --> 00:05:36,672 - You have no friends, Mokry. - [Lyapin] Maratich. 102 00:05:36,752 --> 00:05:39,060 And I, for example, also think that these things are needed 103 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,408 only at municipal institutions. 104 00:05:41,488 --> 00:05:43,360 What do you offer? Don't look? 105 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,300 Well, let it be a hangover. People will understand. 106 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,170 If we don't find it, the androids will. Then everyone will understand for sure 107 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,160 that people don't need people. Can? 108 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:57,824 [phone rings] 109 00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,904 Moscow is calling. 110 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:02,800 [phone rings] 111 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,856 Ah... 112 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,260 Yes, Alexander Evgenievich, glad to hear. 113 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:12,000 Why did you call? Just quickly. 114 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,530 Yes, a new rigmarole has begun with electrical engineering. 115 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:19,111 Nastya, who is the mistress? asks his wife to leave and live with her. 116 00:06:20,144 --> 00:06:23,472 Well, Andrei Maratovich, as if you are just starting to live. 117 00:06:24,048 --> 00:06:28,464 Well, it's a banal story. Promise her that you will leave her and get married. 118 00:06:30,272 --> 00:06:32,416 How much should I lie? Year? 119 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:36,480 You can pass away eternity this way. That's it, be it. 120 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,096 [mysterious music] 121 00:06:40,176 --> 00:06:41,488 [Anna] Don't move. 122 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:45,424 Where did you get the speed bumps? 123 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:47,540 So... my husband brought this. 124 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,928 Where did your husband get it? 125 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,744 - Got it somewhere. - Where is the husband? 126 00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:53,808 At home. 127 00:06:53,888 --> 00:06:55,968 Anastasia Alexandrovna, watch the windows 128 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,670 so that the criminal does not escape anywhere. 129 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,576 Why should I run away? 130 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,528 - What’s going on anyway? - [wife] What are you doing? 131 00:07:04,608 --> 00:07:07,644 Your husband committed socially dangerous crime. 132 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:10,910 - He will receive a proportionate punishment. - What crime? What did I do? 133 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:13,630 You stole the speed bumps. 134 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:18,070 This is in the sense of these speed bumps? 135 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:21,031 - [Anna] Exactly. - [laughs] I didn't steal them. 136 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:24,850 - I found them in a landfill. - Take us to the landfill. 137 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:26,880 [husband] Yes, but... 138 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,448 - I wish you good health, detectives. - [Lyapin] Great. 139 00:07:36,528 --> 00:07:38,848 Maratich, your car is running. Why did you call me? 140 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:40,944 [Andrey] We decided to contact you like a detective. 141 00:07:41,024 --> 00:07:43,360 Ah, that's right. It's high time. 142 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,670 - Have you heard about “speed bumps”? - Heard. 143 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,860 Yes, people are looking for someone in the administration bow at your feet. 144 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,120 Well, actually they’ve already done something for people, well, their lot has been made easier. 145 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,030 No, this is not the administration. Someone is stealing them. 146 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:03,950 Come on! Phew, there are so many people They said kind words about the mayor! 147 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,280 I think we should do it like this: urgently tell the mayor, 148 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,910 for him to lead this process. Well, he went on the radio and said, 149 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,470 what did he come up with, you know? It will be right. 150 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:13,840 Detective Grushevsky, we would... 151 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,460 Yes, I understand, I have an idea, who could it be? 152 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:19,008 - People have been whispering for a long time. - So? 153 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:20,848 [mysterious music] 154 00:08:20,928 --> 00:08:22,128 Masons. 155 00:08:23,008 --> 00:08:25,780 - Who? - Masons. 156 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,810 Grusha, have you gone completely crazy? What kind of masons? 157 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:33,170 What are you immediately denying, Lyapin? These are, by the way, serious people, yes. 158 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,900 They've been around for centuries the world runs on corn. 159 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,952 That's what people talk about. 160 00:08:38,032 --> 00:08:39,760 Thank you for your wise advice and help. 161 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,792 If you hear anything new, not about the Masons... 162 00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,472 Yes, I understand, come straight to you. 163 00:08:45,232 --> 00:08:46,688 Can I take a second? 164 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:48,848 - Me? - His. 165 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,208 [intriguing music] 166 00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:55,850 Listen, what do you think? worth sharing with the guys 167 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:57,856 suspicions about robots? 168 00:08:58,416 --> 00:09:01,392 - We'll spare you for now. - Understood. 169 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:03,424 I myself may still be mistaken. 170 00:09:10,035 --> 00:09:13,200 This is where I found it these “speed bumps” of yours. 171 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,312 They were lying here. 172 00:09:15,392 --> 00:09:19,344 Well, I loaded them into the car and took it to his garden. 173 00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:22,000 So that goodness does not go to waste. 174 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,170 Because you can't it’s good to disappear, you know? 175 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,875 But didn't you understand What is this stolen? 176 00:09:27,955 --> 00:09:30,860 [grins] Where from? It's not written on it. 177 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,120 - This is a treasure! - [ironic music] 178 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,848 [husband] Did you see? Almost like new! 179 00:09:36,928 --> 00:09:39,220 So, we should take him away from here. 180 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,840 Girls, can you help me drag him? 181 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,190 Because this is a very good thing. They'll get her out of here quickly. 182 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:45,780 And here you can’t hesitate. 183 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:48,192 What if this chair is also stolen? 184 00:09:48,272 --> 00:09:49,460 No. 185 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,568 Why not? 186 00:09:51,648 --> 00:09:55,020 Well, who will steal, to, well, bring it to a landfill? 187 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,140 - What's the point? - Logical. 188 00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,624 - Well, yes, that’s what I’m saying. - Why take back what you threw away? 189 00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:04,256 It wasn't thrown away. They offered to take it. 190 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:06,992 Svalka is a Russian marketplace. 191 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:11,770 Only everything is for nothing. Let's take it and carry it, shall we? 192 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,550 I don't understand anything about people. 193 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:17,120 Indeed, one must live long, to understand how to deal with people. 194 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,744 - [dark music] - [impact sound] 195 00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:25,232 Girls, why are you like tumblers? 196 00:10:25,936 --> 00:10:29,712 Well, this is a valuable item. You have to approach it with trepidation, and you... 197 00:10:32,288 --> 00:10:34,528 -Are you alive there? - I hope not. 198 00:10:40,384 --> 00:10:43,424 Everything is fine. I'll carry it myself. 199 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,584 [mayor] Pozharsky! 200 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,340 Mister Mayor, we... 201 00:10:56,420 --> 00:11:00,816 We even attracted special specialists for the matter. 202 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,520 [mayor] All “lying down cops” removed. Everyone! 203 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,333 Do you even understand? Who did this? 204 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:12,176 Aliens? Even in this ready to believe, but give me the facts 205 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,320 Maratych, give me something! 206 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:20,256 These are the Masons. 207 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:22,736 [mysterious music] 208 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,720 [mayor] Exactly? 209 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,840 Let's check. But it seems so, yes. 210 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,968 [Andrey] Last night They stole all the leftovers. 211 00:11:32,048 --> 00:11:35,910 - There are no more speed bumps. - Some kind of genocide, it turns out. 212 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,840 Do you know, Maratych, 213 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,400 I took the minibus to work today, 214 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,168 and so smooth, good, doesn't throw up. 215 00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:47,360 Or maybe it's you, Lyapin? 216 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,784 What am I? 217 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:51,248 Well, you were against them. Didn't want to investigate. 218 00:11:52,832 --> 00:11:56,896 Eh, Andryukh, even your thoughts are kind of sluggish. 219 00:11:56,976 --> 00:12:01,540 Well... Well, what kind of organs are we? Well, it's a shame, guys! 220 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,920 We are internal organs, Lyapin. 221 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,232 We need to set up an ambush. 222 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:10,830 We'll call all the personnel. Let everyone take patronage 223 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,088 for a specific bedridden colleague. 224 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:15,860 It's clear? We will, if anything happens work at night. 225 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,616 This is the only way we can catch them. 226 00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:21,110 No, Wet, that's it, the “policemen” have run out. 227 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:24,656 Wait, Maratich. Well, that's a good idea. 228 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:26,970 Well, maybe not timely. 229 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:30,528 But it's a good idea. And most importantly, you know 230 00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,930 the man invented it, and not some kind of car. 231 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:36,320 Yes. Yes, Andrey! 232 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:38,512 Do you agree? 233 00:12:40,016 --> 00:12:43,010 If it works, I will reward you with a medal for your intelligence. 234 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,860 - There is no such medal. - And we will establish it. 235 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,448 It's time to reward intelligence. Not only for courage. 236 00:12:48,528 --> 00:12:51,936 [Russian anthem plays] 237 00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:54,970 - [Russian anthem plays in the office] - [knock on the door] 238 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,288 - Is it possible? - [mayor] Stop! 239 00:12:58,128 --> 00:13:00,304 [anthem music ends] 240 00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:05,320 Sorry to interrupt your meal. 241 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,408 Yeah, there's no time to eat. 242 00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:10,080 Come on, sit down. 243 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,493 - Want? - Oh, no, thanks. 244 00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:16,293 - What a modest salad you have. - You noticed, right? 245 00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:22,142 I love simple things. But no one should know about this. 246 00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:27,200 Why? This is a severe discredit authorities, do you understand? 247 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,784 I'm the mayor. I have to eat lobster otherwise because I'm a sucker. 248 00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:33,140 - [mayor] Why did you come? - I have an idea. 249 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,032 We need new “lying down cops” buy five pieces. 250 00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:37,408 Colonel, what are you doing? 251 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:39,810 I ask you to find the old ones and return it to its place. 252 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,744 And this is your solution to the problem? 253 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:45,210 There is no money in the budget, remember. 254 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,770 It's a leaky budget. 255 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:50,864 I'll set up Silicon Valley here. But this time is needed. 256 00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:54,990 I'll explain. We spread out the "lying ones" There will be an ambush behind every “lounger”. 257 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:58,240 [Andrey] The entire department will be watching. And we'll take it at night. 258 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,264 Yes. 259 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:02,752 So maybe we are... 260 00:14:04,224 --> 00:14:06,576 Shall we chip in together? You and me. 261 00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:08,768 Agree? 262 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,740 - [Andrey] Uh-huh. - Only this... 263 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,752 If these Masons are there... 264 00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:15,980 [mysterious music] 265 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:19,312 ...meet you, yes, don’t get involved. 266 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,144 Don't get involved, let them choke. 267 00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:26,336 [car engine noise] 268 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,704 [intense music] 269 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:40,160 [Andrey] Excellent camouflage. 270 00:14:41,392 --> 00:14:43,488 Detain strictly, without pity. 271 00:14:44,544 --> 00:14:45,920 I serve Russia. 272 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,392 [ironic music] 273 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,560 So what do we get? 274 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,904 - Is the organized crime group real? - [door opens] 275 00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:56,340 So, well, citizens, let's keep some kind of queue. 276 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:58,000 [Andrey] What are these night walks? 277 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,173 Andrey Maratovich, we’re all here, who removed speed bumps from the roads. 278 00:15:01,253 --> 00:15:03,260 - “Policemen.” - Yes. 279 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,930 If you want to arrest everyone, then wait. 280 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:10,368 - People will come now. - Grush, how are you? I... 281 00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:13,056 Andrey Maratovich, 282 00:15:13,824 --> 00:15:18,208 I am part of a society in which we are all we live, we work. 283 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:21,150 [Grushevsky] I didn't steal. But I agree. 284 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,940 [Grushevsky] I understand, there is a law. 285 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,432 But above the law - mercy and common sense. 286 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,720 So, uh, that's it, let's go! Wait in the corridor! 287 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:36,400 Consolidation of society cannot not to please, I agree, but... 288 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,182 Yes, they could no longer live with these "loungers". 289 00:15:39,262 --> 00:15:42,533 - But it was necessary somehow, well... - And it’s more effective. 290 00:15:45,968 --> 00:15:47,568 Silence, I'm calling the mayor. 291 00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:52,160 Nine... 292 00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:01,744 Mister Mayor, are you sleeping? Forgive me for God's sake. And we found it. 293 00:16:01,824 --> 00:16:03,136 [mysterious music] 294 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:04,830 Yes, Masons, yes. 295 00:16:05,552 --> 00:16:07,952 Well, we're thinking of letting go. A? 296 00:16:09,024 --> 00:16:11,400 Yeah. That's it, thank you for your understanding. 297 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,960 Good night, sorry. 298 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,832 [music ends] 299 00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:18,256 Don't thank me. 300 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,920 [ironic music] 301 00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:24,880 Citizens and compatriots! 302 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,896 Bring back speed bumps near kindergartens and schools, okay? 303 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:37,330 And let the rumors buzz about the Masons for the whole city, okay? 304 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,290 Let's do it. 305 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,392 [Andrey] And one more thing: 306 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,768 I'm proud of you but let's next time 307 00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,208 through the electronic reception. 308 00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,672 The new mayor will be happy to help in your problems. 309 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,740 I express my gratitude to everyone for the work done. 310 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,528 You give me confidence that we are there for a reason 311 00:16:58,608 --> 00:17:00,550 trample this round Earth. 312 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:01,970 What if it's flat? 313 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,760 [Wet breathes noisily] 314 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,952 I was joking. It's a joke. I just want everyone to smile. 315 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,688 You can discuss this with Loza. And with you, I’m talking about leather ones, 316 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,090 gentlemen, let's meet fishing, right? 317 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,530 Let's do team building according to the old Russian tradition. 318 00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,504 And you, girls, engage in self-development. 319 00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,512 Watch Soviet films to understand the Russian soul. 320 00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:25,056 - Eat. - Whatever you order. 321 00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:32,672 - That's it, Anyut, I ran! - [Anna] Wait, honey! 322 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,728 I brought some vodka for you here. 323 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,248 Lots of vodka. 324 00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:41,184 [bottles rattling] 325 00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:44,144 This is how we usually fish with worms. 326 00:17:44,224 --> 00:17:45,312 [Andrey] That's it, come on. 327 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:51,744 [intriguing music] 328 00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:05,980 [music ends] 329 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,672 [Lyapin whistles a melody] 330 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,400 [phone rings] 331 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,770 Maratych, great, where are you, boss? 332 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:19,904 I was called on an urgent matter. To your dacha, Lyapin. 333 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,320 - ABOUT! - [Andrey] You will receive a bonus for this. 334 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,848 If Anka calls, you will say that I can’t talk. 335 00:18:24,928 --> 00:18:26,592 Well, why? 336 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,680 Because... I shit. 337 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,920 Let me say this rudely. She will believe it. 338 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,888 [Andrey] The phone drowned, if anything. 339 00:18:33,968 --> 00:18:36,848 That's it, catch fish big and small, like your ambitions. 340 00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:39,920 - Ha! - [Wet] Well, what's there? 341 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,024 [laughs] 342 00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:44,560 Maratich is great. I was going to survive someone. 343 00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:48,970 - Why is he so good? - [Lyapin] Because he’s a living person. 344 00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,380 Not some kind of robot. 345 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:54,020 And then you know I have already begun to suspect this. 346 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,480 [phone rings] 347 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:03,088 Hello. Yes, Annushka. 348 00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:08,752 How are we? Yes we are great. We're fishing on the river, yes. 349 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,912 And Andryusha can’t come up, he went with... 350 00:19:12,992 --> 00:19:15,488 He dropped his phone in the river, yes. 351 00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:19,968 What? Should I give him my straw? 352 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:28,000 [dark music] 353 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:33,696 [Grushevsky] Hello. 354 00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:41,792 Are you going to the department? On a day off? 355 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,840 Oh no, I'm going to see my husband. I'm bringing some gear. 356 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,928 I asked to bring it, but forgot it at home. 357 00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:51,440 I forgot to ask for the address. And the phone was apparently already dead. 358 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,368 Should I bring my husband some gear? 359 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,260 Are you really human? 360 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,584 [both laugh] 361 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,550 I agree, lousy move. 362 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:02,520 But I swore at him first, and then I became ashamed. 363 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,688 So I decided: what is he without gear? 364 00:20:05,632 --> 00:20:07,920 Then you need in the application change route. 365 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,280 Oh, so it’s me with joy. Just tell me which one. 366 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,648 [romantic music] 367 00:20:13,728 --> 00:20:14,912 What's the address? 368 00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,728 [music continues] 369 00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:20,384 [phone vibrates] 370 00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:29,130 Today you are only mine. Let your wife be bored. 371 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:30,672 [Nastya-android] It’s useful for her. 372 00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:35,936 [Nastya-android] Are you feeling good? And so? 373 00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:38,420 But like this? Is that good? 374 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,608 Can you not... In silence? 375 00:20:41,984 --> 00:20:43,872 Of course, dear. 376 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,856 What do you want me to do? 377 00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:53,306 [dark music] 378 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,670 Well, let's test you quantum mine. 379 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,080 Mistresses must die in agony. 380 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,190 [shot sound] 381 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,300 Your mother! What's going on? 382 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,744 [Nastya-android] They shot. 383 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:05,952 [intense music] 384 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,512 Nastya, how are you? 385 00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:11,720 Something hit me, Andryusha. 386 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,160 The arms and legs don't move. 387 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,552 - An, you... - We'll talk at home. Get ready, darling. 388 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:23,936 Get dressed. 389 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,520 Well, bitch, you decided to play with me? 390 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,728 If you climb again, I’ll blow it up, they won’t collect it. 391 00:21:30,808 --> 00:21:33,410 Consider this so I pulled you by the hair. 392 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:35,504 [electrical crackling] 393 00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:39,440 I'm coming, I'm coming. 394 00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,710 It’s okay, it’s a young thing. 395 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,140 [Grushevsky] The main thing here is - repent and forgive. 396 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:55,377 Have you cheated on your wife? 397 00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:58,150 And I don't have a wife. I have a wife. I do it the old fashioned way. 398 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:02,352 - Did you cheat on your wife? - Well, what about it? Definitely. 399 00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:05,664 - And your wife? - I cried, as expected. 400 00:22:05,744 --> 00:22:09,100 Well, I forgave you. We have been living in perfect harmony for 40 years. 401 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:11,952 Folk wisdom - you know, it says: 402 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:14,190 a good leftist strengthens a marriage. 403 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,400 And you, Andryusha, had a good lefty? 404 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,072 - Quite. - [Anna grins] 405 00:22:24,224 --> 00:22:26,848 - [dark music] - [dogs bark] 406 00:22:32,512 --> 00:22:34,704 [music continues] 407 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,568 [warden] Hands! 408 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,312 On the way out. 409 00:23:00,304 --> 00:23:01,630 Face the wall. 410 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:03,536 [light music] 411 00:23:13,648 --> 00:23:15,632 [music ends] 412 00:23:15,712 --> 00:23:17,696 - Free. - [warden] Yes. 413 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,432 [door closes] 414 00:23:24,384 --> 00:23:26,176 So what did our androids do there? 415 00:23:26,256 --> 00:23:29,088 [laughs] How do you know? 416 00:23:29,168 --> 00:23:31,760 Otherwise why would you come here? To our boarding house. 417 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,940 - [laughs] Is it logical? - Well, yes, yes, it’s logical. 418 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,180 It is necessary that you somehow 419 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:42,800 reprogrammed these androids to... 420 00:23:44,176 --> 00:23:45,680 [sighs] 421 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,664 Women are going crazy. 422 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,360 Reprogramming won't help. 423 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,968 [intriguing music] 424 00:23:54,048 --> 00:23:56,576 I knew that I shouldn’t come here. 425 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,296 I know what needs to be done in order to so that they work as they should. 426 00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:03,136 Without any bugs or anything else. 427 00:24:06,544 --> 00:24:08,576 How much has been invested in this project? 428 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,968 Tens, hundreds of millions of rubles? 429 00:24:12,592 --> 00:24:15,760 Do you have anything relevant to say? 430 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,580 What needs to be done to… 431 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:21,536 We must kill Pozharsky. 432 00:24:21,616 --> 00:24:24,352 [increasing tense music] 433 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,860 [upbeat music] 434 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,800 - Epidemic of pregnancy. - [everyone gasps] 435 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,460 Go to the pharmacy buy the test and do it, okay? 436 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:36,784 Lyapin, are you an idiot? 437 00:24:36,864 --> 00:24:39,680 This whole childfree thing is rotten. 438 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:41,420 Well, it's a miracle. 439 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,424 One hundred percent, someone is encrypted here. 440 00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:44,650 [everyone sings] 441 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:45,808 Intrigue. 442 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:49,024 Hello, Pozharsky.